This dude is super good at blowing it. I don’t even know where to start so I’ll just list the violations in no particular order.
- Don’t wear your little sisters socks.
- How about 1 set of wheels? Pool shredder in the front, manny mania in the back? Doubt it.
- I’d wear wacky-ass shorts like that. Fuck it. But it’s all just too much today, guy.
- Push with your back foot, goober! The dude was like 20 and skating with 4 friends and they were all mongo. Look at the dude next to him!
- Do I even have to bring up the fucking moccasins? Get bent, helmet.