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Fashion Tip Fridays: Mongo Moccasins


This dude is super good at blowing it.  I don’t even know where to start so I’ll just list the violations in no particular order.

  • Don’t wear your little sisters socks.
  • How about 1 set of wheels?  Pool shredder in the front, manny mania in the back?  Doubt it.
  • I’d wear wacky-ass shorts like that.  Fuck it.  But it’s all just too much today, guy.
  • Push with your back foot, goober!  The dude was like 20 and skating with 4 friends and they were all mongo.  Look at the dude next to him!
  • Do I even have to bring up the fucking moccasins? Get bent, helmet.
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2 Comments so far

  1. Lisa on February 23rd, 2010

    This is exactly what I was looking for! Thank you – It’s so hard to find good fashion advice these days! Thanks again! :)

  2. Antome on February 4th, 2012

    I don’t like that his socks are shorter at the back than at the front an the obnoxious nike logo, other than that I like his outfit. He just dresses normal. I agree that I wouldn’t wear this if I’m (ever) going to skate.

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