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What good is an unscratched iPhone if nobody can see it!?


Why would you buy the sleakest phone on the planet and make it heavier, twice as thick, and uglier than Kate Winslet?  Let your iPhone be an iPhone.  Are you going to make your 10 year old where full pads and a helmet to the park?  Does your car have a leather bra on the front?  Do you use condoms every time?  No!  So why make your phone look like a fuckin’ dickhead?

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3 Comments so far

  1. nico on April 20th, 2009

    I whole-heartedly think that you should blanket your car with old clothes for a day, a week, whatever. Look how fucking cool that looks!

  2. Erik Bragg on April 20th, 2009

    Damn it! You’re right. I’ll make a different comparison. Who is the hottest chick you can think of?

  3. Botty on December 15th, 2012

    I use a super thin case that would do nothing to protect the phone from anything. It just helps me grip the phone better so I don’t drop it! These iPhones can be slippery!

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