Erik Bragg's Internet Litter

The Shortest Fairy Tale Ever Told

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

She said, ‘NO!’

And the guy lived happily ever after
and skated everyday and drank beer and rum and had tons
of cool shit and money in the bank and did whatever he wanted.

(my edit of an email my dad sent me)

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