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Fashion Tip Fridays: You’re Not Funny & Neither Is Your Stupid Shirt

funny-shirts-arent-funnyFunny shirts aren’t funny.  It’s like somebody telling you the same bad joke every time you look at them.

I modified this guy’s stupid face to express how annoying he is in his stupid shirt.  I don’t know what it is that makes every 2-bit, humorless, asshat think they’re going to turn into Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg after slipping on a “clever” shirt they picked up at the mall.

You’re not funny.  Stop bothering me. If you want to make me laugh, just fart.  Haha, never gets old.

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3 Comments so far

  1. Luke Warm on February 12th, 2010

    When I was in 6th grade, I had a shirt that said “I’m Special,” and had a rainbow on it. I used to wear it to to Skate Junction.

    Back before gays guys were fags, rainbows were synonymous with heavy metal. In fact one of the heaviest dudes ever (not in mass), Ronnie James Dio, even sang for the band, Rainbow.

    Ironically, RJD seems to only wear funny shirts. http://imgsrv.nightswithalicecooper.com/image/nwac/UserFiles/Image/ronnie_james_dio_.bmp
    http://www.nolifetilmetal.com/images/dio_83.jpg
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eJ_G3PHZ_6I/SD5vyvCToBI/AAAAAAAAA8g/t4ZeI5k2Gvk/s400/dio02.jpg
    http://media.photobucket.com/image/dio/D3ed_dolly/Ronnie_James_Dio_SP.jpg

  2. Erik Bragg on February 12th, 2010

    Solid comment, Luke… but Ronnie James Dio is gay. I found an irrefutable resource which confirmed my assumption.

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Is_ronnie_james_dio_gay

  3. Eric on February 12th, 2010

    dio aint homo

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