Dogboarding
Skateboarding, Animal Cruelty
Game Time: Dick Alphabet
Due to the incredibly popular Game Time episode of Boob Alphabet, I’ve decided to start a new one: Dick Alphabet. Go ahead and get started perverts.
Comment with the best boob-slang term for each letter in the alphabet.
We’ll put the best ones in the Official Boob Alphabet. We’ll replace the shitty ones with the best comments. Go!
a
Arrow
Anteater, Antler
Anteater, Antler
b
Bologna Pony
Boner, Baseball Bat, Bowling Pin, Banana, Beanstock, Baby’s Arm Holding an Apple
Boner, Baseball Bat, Bowling Pin, Banana, Beanstock, Baby’s Arm Holding an Apple
c
Cock
Cucumber, Chode, Chubby, Chubber
Cucumber, Chode, Chubby, Chubber
d
Dick
Dong, Dork, Disco Stick, Drill, Dipstick, Donger, Ding Dong
Dong, Dork, Disco Stick, Drill, Dipstick, Donger, Ding Dong
e
Eye Opener
Elephant Trunk, Eeny Weeny Teeny Weeny, Erection, Eiffel Tower
Elephant Trunk, Eeny Weeny Teeny Weeny, Erection, Eiffel Tower
f
Faithful Steed
Frank, Fart Stopper, Flute
Frank, Fart Stopper, Flute
g
Goo Shooter
Gun, Gangbanger, Glue Stick
Gun, Gangbanger, Glue Stick
h
Hammer
Hammerhead, Hard On, Hose, Hot Dog
Hammerhead, Hard On, Hose, Hot Dog
i
Icicle
Ichabod’s Crane
Ichabod’s Crane
j
Jawbreaker
Johnson, Joystick, Jizz Dispenser
Johnson, Joystick, Jizz Dispenser
k
Kickstand
Knob, Kidney Scraper
Knob, Kidney Scraper
l
Lap Lizard
Love Stick
Love Stick
m
Magic Stick
Main Vein, Magic Wand, Microphone
Main Vein, Magic Wand, Microphone
n
Needle Dick
Night Rider
Night Rider
o
One Eyed Snake
p
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
Poll, Pussy Plugger, Python, Pencil, Pin, Pen, Penis, Piledriver, Prick, Pickle, Poop Pusher
Poll, Pussy Plugger, Python, Pencil, Pin, Pen, Penis, Piledriver, Prick, Pickle, Poop Pusher
q
Queef Clogger
Quilt Stainer
Quilt Stainer
r
Raging Bull
Rod
Rod
s
Shlong
Stick Shift, Staff, Snake, Screwdriver, Sausage, Spitter, SidePipe
Stick Shift, Staff, Snake, Screwdriver, Sausage, Spitter, SidePipe
t
Trouser Snake
The Punisher, The Pulverizer, Third Leg, Tickler
The Punisher, The Pulverizer, Third Leg, Tickler
u
Upside-down Antennae
v
Victory Vein
Vaginer Miner
Vaginer Miner
w
Wiener
Wang, Willy, Wizard Staff, Wienus, Womb Weasel
Wang, Willy, Wizard Staff, Wienus, Womb Weasel
x
Xylophone Mallet
y
Yankee Doodle Dandy
z
Zelda’s Sword
Zip Zinger
Zip Zinger