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Game Time: Dick Alphabet

wrestler-bonerDue to the incredibly popular Game Time episode of Boob Alphabet, I’ve decided to start a new one: Dick Alphabet. Go ahead and get started perverts.

Comment with the best dick-slang term for each letter in the alphabet.

We’ll put the best ones in the Official Dick Alphabet.  We’ll replace the shitty ones with the best comments.  Go!

a
Arrow
Anteater, Antler
b
Bologna Pony
Boner, Baseball Bat, Bowling Pin, Banana, Beanstock, Baby’s Arm Holding an Apple
c
Cock
Cucumber, Chode, Chubby, Chubber
d
Dick
Dong, Dork, Disco Stick, Drill, Dipstick, Donger, Ding Dong
e
Eye Opener
Elephant Trunk, Eeny Weeny Teeny Weeny, Erection, Eiffel Tower
f
Faithful Steed
Frank, Fart Stopper, Flute
g
Goo Shooter
Gun, Gangbanger, Glue Stick
h
Hammer
Hammerhead, Hard On, Hose, Hot Dog
i
Icicle
Ichabod’s Crane
j
Jawbreaker
Johnson, Joystick, Jizz Dispenser
k
Kickstand
Knob, Kidney Scraper
l
Lap Lizard
Love Stick
m
Magic Stick
Main Vein, Magic Wand, Microphone
n
Needle Dick
Night Rider
o
One Eyed Snake

p
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
Poll, Pussy Plugger, Python, Pencil, Pin, Pen, Penis, Piledriver, Prick, Pickle, Poop Pusher
q
Queef Clogger
Quilt Stainer
r
Raging Bull
Rod
s
Shlong
Stick Shift, Staff, Snake, Screwdriver, Sausage, Spitter, SidePipe
t
Trouser Snake
The Punisher, The Pulverizer, Third Leg, Tickler
u
Upside-down Antennae

v
Victory Vein
Vaginer Miner
w
Wiener
Wang, Willy, Wizard Staff, Wienus, Womb Weasel
x
Xylophone Mallet

y
Yankee Doodle Dandy

z
Zelda’s Sword
Zip Zinger

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14 Comments so far

  1. Magnumatic on March 3rd, 2011

    L- love stick
    N- night rider

    Love the DICK-tionary! Lol

  2. prick on March 3rd, 2011

    p-prick

  3. Merle Haggard on March 3rd, 2011

    SidePipe, Wood, Rat, Moby, Prince Albert

  4. marque cox on March 3rd, 2011

    A- asspoker,
    B- bong, blimp, blue beaver, barnacle,bloody pipe, bravestick, billygoat, baby maker
    C-cock,catcrusher,clit opener, cooper , condom stuffer, crayola
    D-ding dong,dogstick, digaling, doctor, doodspoon, dude,dill pickle,ding dang
    E- elephant trunk, ed, erik bragg, erick mchenry ,
    F-frank, fatstick, flunker, fannycork, flag pole, flute, fork lift,
    G- goffer, gland, goo shooter, goose neck, girl poker,glue stick
    H- hole stuffer, hardon, hulk, horndog, happy stick,
    I- iceblock,ifel tower, ikky sticky,
    J-joker, janitor, jonston, jaguar, joe montainya, johny,
    K-kittykiller, kendoll, kkk, klu,klux, klan ,
    L- loser machine, lock opener, limpy, lord of the ring, lamar odem,
    M- monster, man stick, milker, matt damon, mack10,
    N-nigger
    O-orange peel,
    P-poop pusher, pocket stick,proud parent, poor boy, pride, planters penut,plunk
    Q- quiznos sandwich, quilt stainer, quickstick, quicksand,quota maker
    R-rusty rod, range rover, rod, rockstar, randolph
    S-salt slanger, slurppee, subway, son maker,sock filler, sargent, sucker, studdering stanley
    T-taco filler, toothbrush, tickler, tiger,
    U-uncle sam, up stick
    V- violin neck, victory stick, van, vagina stufffer
    W-willy santos
    Z- zambony , zookeeper, zip zinger, zoolander, zick

  5. Erik Bragg on March 3rd, 2011

    AAAAhhhhhhhhahaha. Yeah, Marque.

  6. RTB on March 3rd, 2011

    E – Egg Plant (if you’re black)
    S – Small (if you’re of Asian decent)
    V – Vein Cane

  7. Brian on March 3rd, 2011

    Creamcicle,

  8. Brian Bragg on March 3rd, 2011

    B – Bunwrecker
    V – Vaginer Miner
    F – Flower Devourer
    F – Fish Finder
    T – Tuna Tapper
    B – Baby bumper
    U – Ugly stick
    W – Womb weasel
    L – Leg splitter
    F – Fluffer stuffer
    J – Jism prison

  9. Erik Bragg on March 3rd, 2011

    Hahahhaa. This shit is so fun.

  10. kyle on March 3rd, 2011

    O – octagon

  11. SK on March 5th, 2011

    A: Any hole poker
    B: babe thermostat
    C: child snake
    D: deer killer
    E: Erik’s glory
    F: feather duster, frontside tail
    G: galaxy stick, Gash slayer
    H: Hamster tube
    I: idick
    J: Jiz pump
    K: knock-up knife
    L: Leaf blower
    M: Mr. Big, moan maker, meat kebob, mini WINNER
    N: naughty sword
    O: oops machine
    P: Pube comb, pleasure pusher, panty poisoner
    Q: queen’s throne
    R: Rhino horn, royal arm
    S: speed stick, slit splitter, semen demon
    T: throat tickler, tantric love den officer, tromboner
    U: underwear killer
    V: vag voyager
    W: whore detector, wet dreamer,
    X: x-ray surprise
    Y: yellow submarine, yawn plugger
    Z: Zach attacker, Zen pube gardener

  12. Llama sack on April 25th, 2012

    Winning <3

  13. Pepe Soria on October 13th, 2013

    B = “Bell End”

  14. Jeremy Vega on January 13th, 2016

    E-Erik Bragg if he doesn’t give me $1 Million :D

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