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Game Time: Ass Alphabet

wrestler-bonerDue to the incredibly popular Game Time episode of Boob Alphabet, I’ve decided to start a new one: Dick Alphabet. Go ahead and get started perverts.

Comment with the best dick-slang term for each letter in the alphabet.

We’ll put the best ones in the Official Ass Alphabet.  We’ll replace the shitty ones with the best comments.  Go!

a
Arrow
Anteater, Antler
b
Bologna Pony
Boner, Baseball Bat, Bowling Pin, Banana, Beanstock, Baby’s Arm Holding an Apple
c
Cock
Cucumber, Chode, Chubby, Chubber
d
Dick
Dong, Dork, Disco Stick, Drill, Dipstick, Donger, Ding Dong
e
Eye Opener
Elephant Trunk, Eeny Weeny Teeny Weeny, Erection, Eiffel Tower
f
Faithful Steed
Frank, Fart Stopper, Flute
g
Goo Shooter
Gun, Gangbanger, Glue Stick
h
Hammer
Hammerhead, Hard On, Hose, Hot Dog
i
Icicle
Ichabod’s Crane
j
Jawbreaker
Johnson, Joystick, Jizz Dispenser
k
Kickstand
Knob, Kidney Scraper
l
Lap Lizard
Love Stick
m
Magic Stick
Main Vein, Magic Wand, Microphone
n
Needle Dick
Night Rider
o
One Eyed Snake

p
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
Poll, Pussy Plugger, Python, Pencil, Pin, Pen, Penis, Piledriver, Prick, Pickle, Poop Pusher
q
Queef Clogger
Quilt Stainer
r
Raging Bull
Rod
s
Shlong
Stick Shift, Staff, Snake, Screwdriver, Sausage, Spitter, SidePipe
t
Trouser Snake
The Punisher, The Pulverizer, Third Leg, Tickler
u
Upside-down Antennae

v
Victory Vein
Vaginer Miner
w
Wiener
Wang, Willy, Wizard Staff, Wienus, Womb Weasel
x
Xylophone Mallet

y
Yankee Doodle Dandy

z
Zelda’s Sword
Zip Zinger

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