Erik Bragg's Internet Litter

White Shoes & Sunglasses Are Wack

white-shoes-are-gay1Wear whatever you want, but good luck finding me in a pair of white shoes or sunglasses… ever.  Every time I see a dude in white shoes I expect him to be wearing a stethoscope.

Maybe if I had some rad suit on I’d do it, but I’ve never had a rad suit on so I don’t know.  I’d wear albino crocodile kicks and a dundee hat.  It’s the all white tennis/skate/walking/chillin’ shoes that really make you look like a  male nurse.

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The Sleazy Way Out

Is KCAL9 trying to drive the economy completely down the pooper? The solution to all your financial problems is… stop paying your bills?

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I’m not the first guy you should come to for financial advice but KCAL9 is retarded. A feature segment tonight introduces an author/aspiring director “who just might have the answer to your credit card debt.” This ass-hat wrote a book about eliminating credit card debt by NOT PAYING HIS BILLS. His recommendation: don’t pay for 9 months and your credit card companies will let you squash the debt for less.

This dude just outsmarted everybody. He essentially stole $200,000 from his credit card companies to fund a movie, got his how-to-eliminate-debt book published, and then advertised his movie AND book on television FOR FREE!  I can’t blame the guy for coming up, but I will never watch KCAL9 news again.

*I didn’t use the thief’s name, book title, or movie title on purpose.

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