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Game Time: Boob Alphabet

SOFIA VERGARA has awesome boobsI’m making up games now.

Comment with the best boob-slang term for each letter in the alphabet.

We’ll put the best ones in the Official Boob Alphabet.  We’ll replace the shitty ones with the best comments.  Go!

a
All Stars
Attention Getters, Alps, Apples, Anteaters
b
Boobs
Bar Hoppers, Breasticles, Balloons, Bags of Sand, Birds of Paradise, Bolt-Ons, Biggie Smalls, Babylons, Bazookas, Bongos, Bombs, Bean Bags
c
Crowd Pleasers
Chi-Chis, Cantaloupes, Chesticles, Cones, Cans, Camel Backs, Cupcakes, Cannons, Cuties
d
Damn Gina’s
Double D Doppelgangers, Dirty Little Pillows
e
Edible Arrangements
Edimames
f
Fun Bags
Flap Jacks, Firecrackers
g
Gas Guzzlers
Gazongas, Grenade Launchers, Gnome Domes, Game Changers
h
Headlights
Hampster Wheels, Hogans, Hooters, Hubba Hubbas, Hellboys, Himalayas, Honkers
i
Invitations
Itty Bitty Titties, Illegitimate Children
j
Job Getters
Jugs, Jigglypuffs
k
Knockers
Knick Knacks, King Kongs
l
Lilly Pads
Lovely Lady Lumps
m
Milk Duds
Mounds, Marshmallows, Melons, Money Makers, Mangos
n
Naturals
Natties
o
Ooga Boogas
Oompa Loompas, Oobsbay (Pig Latin)
p
Party Starters
Perfect Perky Pushed-up Puppies, Paddy Whacks, Piledrivers
q
Quilt Mountains
Quackers
r
Raisin Smugglers
Rocket Tits, Rack, Rock Hard Weekends
s
Sweater Melons
Sweet Nectar Dispensers, Ski Jumps, Snookies, Satellites, Stocking Stuffers
t
Tits
Titties, Ta Tas, Those Hills Have Eyes, Teacups, Twins, Tigo Bitties, Thunder Mountains (Tits Grandes)
u
Udders
Uppers
v
Vuvuzelas
Valuables
w
Warheads
Winnebagos, Whoopee Cushions
x
XXX’s
X Raters
y
Yogurt Cups
Yo Yos, Yankee Doodles
z
Zipper Rippers
Zits, Zambonis

So far, Rosie, Oliver and Sarah are killing it but we can do better than this.

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Fashion Tip Fridays: Tarded Tube Boob

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Maybe it’s fun for y’all to smash your love muffins into one overflowing uni-boob, but it makes your winnebagos look retarded.

There has got to be a better way for you ladies to show off your shoulders.  Figure it out and stop with this madness.

Send me some more terrible tube boob examples and help me save this world, 2 boobs at a time.

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