Update:   Just informed these are designed for tiny weinuses. Grown men use Fleshlight.

It’s with great embarassment or pride that I tell this tale.  When I was 10 or so, my Gramma took me to some botanical garden shit and I recognized a little waterfall from the Michael Jackson “You Are Not Alone” video.  My Gramma took her vitamins out of a little white container and scooped up some water for me.  For 15 years, every time I moved, I put that little container in the corner of my freezer for whatever reason.  I still have it.  I’ve always referred to it as my Michael Jackson Holy Water.  Weird.