Update: Just informed these are designed for tiny weinuses. Grown men use Fleshlight.
It’s with great embarassment or pride that I tell this tale. When I was 10 or so, my Gramma took me to some botanical garden shit and I recognized a little waterfall from the Michael Jackson “You Are Not Alone” video. My Gramma took her vitamins out of a little white container and scooped up some water for me. For 15 years, every time I moved, I put that little container in the corner of my freezer for whatever reason. I still have it. I’ve always referred to it as my Michael Jackson Holy Water. Weird.