I modified this guy’s stupid face to express how annoying he is in his stupid shirt.  I don’t know what it is that makes every 2-bit, humorless, asshat think they’re going to turn into Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg after slipping on a “clever” shirt they picked up at the mall.

You’re not funny.  Stop bothering me. If you want to make me laugh, just fart.  Haha, never gets old.