Game Time: Dick Alphabet
Due to the incredibly popular Game Time episode of Boob Alphabet, I’ve decided to start a new one: Dick Alphabet. Go ahead and get started perverts.
Comment with the best dick-slang term for each letter in the alphabet.
We’ll put the best ones in the Official Dick Alphabet. We’ll replace the shitty ones with the best comments. Go!
Anteater, Antler
Boner, Baseball Bat, Bowling Pin, Banana, Beanstock, Baby’s Arm Holding an Apple
Cucumber, Chode, Chubby, Chubber
Dong, Dork, Disco Stick, Drill, Dipstick, Donger, Ding Dong
Elephant Trunk, Eeny Weeny Teeny Weeny, Erection, Eiffel Tower
Frank, Fart Stopper, Flute
Gun, Gangbanger, Glue Stick
Hammerhead, Hard On, Hose, Hot Dog
Ichabod’s Crane
Johnson, Joystick, Jizz Dispenser
Knob, Kidney Scraper
Love Stick
Main Vein, Magic Wand, Microphone
Night Rider
Poll, Pussy Plugger, Python, Pencil, Pin, Pen, Penis, Piledriver, Prick, Pickle, Poop Pusher
Quilt Stainer
Rod
Stick Shift, Staff, Snake, Screwdriver, Sausage, Spitter, SidePipe
The Punisher, The Pulverizer, Third Leg, Tickler
Vaginer Miner
Wang, Willy, Wizard Staff, Wienus, Womb Weasel
Zip Zinger