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Game Time: Dick Alphabet

wrestler-bonerDue to the incredibly popular Game Time episode of Boob Alphabet, I’ve decided to start a new one: Dick Alphabet. Go ahead and get started perverts.

Comment with the best dick-slang term for each letter in the alphabet.

We’ll put the best ones in the Official Dick Alphabet.  We’ll replace the shitty ones with the best comments.  Go!

a
Arrow
Anteater, Antler
b
Bologna Pony
Boner, Baseball Bat, Bowling Pin, Banana, Beanstock, Baby’s Arm Holding an Apple
c
Cock
Cucumber, Chode, Chubby, Chubber
d
Dick
Dong, Dork, Disco Stick, Drill, Dipstick, Donger, Ding Dong
e
Eye Opener
Elephant Trunk, Eeny Weeny Teeny Weeny, Erection, Eiffel Tower
f
Faithful Steed
Frank, Fart Stopper, Flute
g
Goo Shooter
Gun, Gangbanger, Glue Stick
h
Hammer
Hammerhead, Hard On, Hose, Hot Dog
i
Icicle
Ichabod’s Crane
j
Jawbreaker
Johnson, Joystick, Jizz Dispenser
k
Kickstand
Knob, Kidney Scraper
l
Lap Lizard
Love Stick
m
Magic Stick
Main Vein, Magic Wand, Microphone
n
Needle Dick
Night Rider
o
One Eyed Snake

p
Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
Poll, Pussy Plugger, Python, Pencil, Pin, Pen, Penis, Piledriver, Prick, Pickle, Poop Pusher
q
Queef Clogger
Quilt Stainer
r
Raging Bull
Rod
s
Shlong
Stick Shift, Staff, Snake, Screwdriver, Sausage, Spitter, SidePipe
t
Trouser Snake
The Punisher, The Pulverizer, Third Leg, Tickler
u
Upside-down Antennae

v
Victory Vein
Vaginer Miner
w
Wiener
Wang, Willy, Wizard Staff, Wienus, Womb Weasel
x
Xylophone Mallet

y
Yankee Doodle Dandy

z
Zelda’s Sword
Zip Zinger

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Game Time: Boob Alphabet

SOFIA VERGARA has awesome boobsI’m making up games now.

Comment with the best boob-slang term for each letter in the alphabet.

We’ll put the best ones in the Official Boob Alphabet.  We’ll replace the shitty ones with the best comments.  Go!

a
All Stars
Attention Getters, Alps, Apples, Anteaters
b
Boobs
Bar Hoppers, Breasticles, Balloons, Bags of Sand, Birds of Paradise, Bolt-Ons, Biggie Smalls, Babylons, Bazookas, Bongos, Bombs, Bean Bags
c
Crowd Pleasers
Chi-Chis, Cantaloupes, Chesticles, Cones, Cans, Camel Backs, Cupcakes, Cannons, Cuties
d
Damn Gina’s
Double D Doppelgangers, Dirty Little Pillows
e
Edible Arrangements
Edimames
f
Fun Bags
Flap Jacks, Firecrackers
g
Gas Guzzlers
Gazongas, Grenade Launchers, Gnome Domes, Game Changers
h
Headlights
Hampster Wheels, Hogans, Hooters, Hubba Hubbas, Hellboys, Himalayas, Honkers
i
Invitations
Itty Bitty Titties, Illegitimate Children
j
Job Getters
Jugs, Jigglypuffs
k
Knockers
Knick Knacks, King Kongs
l
Lilly Pads
Lovely Lady Lumps
m
Milk Duds
Mounds, Marshmallows, Melons, Money Makers, Mangos
n
Naturals
Natties
o
Ooga Boogas
Oompa Loompas, Oobsbay (Pig Latin)
p
Party Starters
Perfect Perky Pushed-up Puppies, Paddy Whacks, Piledrivers
q
Quilt Mountains
Quackers
r
Raisin Smugglers
Rocket Tits, Rack, Rock Hard Weekends
s
Sweater Melons
Sweet Nectar Dispensers, Ski Jumps, Snookies, Satellites, Stocking Stuffers
t
Tits
Titties, Ta Tas, Those Hills Have Eyes, Teacups, Twins, Tigo Bitties, Thunder Mountains (Tits Grandes)
u
Udders
Uppers
v
Vuvuzelas
Valuables
w
Warheads
Winnebagos, Whoopee Cushions
x
XXX’s
X Raters
y
Yogurt Cups
Yo Yos, Yankee Doodles
z
Zipper Rippers
Zits, Zambonis

So far, Rosie, Oliver and Sarah are killing it but we can do better than this.

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