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How To Get The Weirdos To Pose

You look just like my uncle.  Can my friend take a picture?  I'm going to send it to him right now!  Tehehe.

My friend, Jeanette, posing with… her uncle.

A lot of you clowns have asked me how I always get pictures/videos of random freaks and geeks.  Cinchy.  I walk right up to them and say, “Can I get a photo of you?  You look just like my cousin!“  It’s literally never failed.  Sometimes I use uncle, aunt, neighbor, boss, or whatever’s appropriate.  You’ve been handed the keys to the kingdom.  All I ask is that you comment this post with links to the photos you take.  Don’t be afraid.  Bonus points if you’re in the photo.  Triple bonus if I use the photos for a Fashion Tip Friday.

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How To: Make Your Own Mind Field

Did you love Alien Workshop‘s new Mind Field video? Make your own!

What you”re going to need:

- Baby Einstein video
- Dinosaur Jr music video
- Stock footy of Birds
- Videos of raver kids self-filming
- Profile photograph
- Mind-blowing skate footy (Tyler Bledsoe”s part was amazing)

Now put on a V Neck, grab a latte and import all that shit into Final Cut Pro. Lay down your Dino Jr track and cut all that junk up.

Crucial:

- Put the raver videos on top of the profile photo or you’re blowin it
- Start and end everyone’s part with a bunch of Baby Einstein footy
- Make sure there is more weird shit than skating
- End your video with a bunch of that Baby Einstein video at 300% speed and then cut to bird footy with no audio track

After just 15 minutes, your final result should look like this:

UPDATE: After my little joke racked up 500+ views in a couple hours, BURTON CORP/ALIEN WORKSHOP took it down. Looks like this tutorial is effective enough to trick even Alien Workshop. Ha!

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The original YouTube Video:

Fuck, I forgot Segway Scooter footy.

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