Clip by Eriiic. Hella fancy motion graphics by me.
Unless Wolverine, John Lennon, and Elvis gangbanged your mom in front of you on your birthday and Ambrose Burnside brought you a box of dogshit with a bow on it, I don’t know how someone could hate sideburns so much they’d shave them off at the sunglasses line. It looks stupid. They’re too short. Figure it out.