Life Moves Pretty Fast » Too Awesome http://lifemovesprettyfast.com Erik Bragg's Internet Litter Tue, 27 Mar 2012 10:06:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 These Eggs Can’t Hook You for 18 http://lifemovesprettyfast.com/2009/erik-bragg/these-eggs-cant-hook-you-for-18/ http://lifemovesprettyfast.com/2009/erik-bragg/these-eggs-cant-hook-you-for-18/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:49:12 +0000 Erik Bragg http://lifemovesprettyfast.com/?p=248

Update:   Just informed these are designed for tiny weinuses. Grown men use Fleshlight.

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Eastbound and Down is bulletproof tiger that’ll make you laugh your tits off. The dude who gets shot 9 times in Pineapple Express, Danny McBride, is an MLB pitcher who drops off and get thrown back into the real world.  If Kenny Powers doesn’t make you laugh, you have no soul.  Watch the first episode here.

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It’s fucking stupid!  You’re drinking, listening to music, having a good time, “haha, lemme take a picture.  Ahh, shit.  I’d have to pull my camera out of the dock and ruin the music.”  Cube Runner is the best game ever and just as I hit 300 on hard, some stupid bitch texts me and kills my flow.  Crash and burn!  I’ve also noticed that I spend hours looking for cool new ways to save time.

The iPhone is too awesome.  It sucks.  You gotta get one.

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