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Fashion Tip Fridays: Tarded Tube Boob

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Maybe it’s fun for y’all to smash your love muffins into one overflowing uni-boob, but it makes your winnebagos look retarded.

There has got to be a better way for you ladies to show off your shoulders.  Figure it out and stop with this madness.

Send me some more terrible tube boob examples and help me save this world, 2 boobs at a time.

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My iPhone does everything! I hate it!

miPhoneThe iPhone is the only purchase I’ve made that gets more and more awesome everyday.  The App store offers an app for “everything” and Jailbreaking let’s you do everything else.  At this point, my iPhone acts as a phone, mp3 player, video viewer, video camera, photo editor, camera, wifi access point, blog client, chat client, gaming device, GPS, map, shelf level, mini computer, phonebook, calendar, email, text, boobs, beat maker, flute, and so on.

It’s fucking stupid!  You’re drinking, listening to music, having a good time, “haha, lemme take a picture.  Ahh, shit.  I’d have to pull my camera out of the dock and ruin the music.”  Cube Runner is the best game ever and just as I hit 300 on hard, some stupid bitch texts me and kills my flow.  Crash and burn!  I’ve also noticed that I spend hours looking for cool new ways to save time.

The iPhone is too awesome.  It sucks.  You gotta get one.

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